Go from a boring Christmas dinner to an exciting one in 7 steps!
While others are counting down the days to Christmas, can you hardly wait until the obligatory festivities are over? Buying presents, playing Monopoly all day, decorating the tree and then the endless ‘fun’ Christmas walks with the family(in-law) before sitting down at the table for a boring dinner. No, Christmas isn’t your favourite. But we’ve got some tips for you to make it through Christmas dinner and even enjoy it.
A spicy Christmas dinner
No worries, help is on its way! If we’re being honest, an obligatory get-together with the family(in-law) can sometimes just be a bit… tiresome and boring. And nobody gets excited over a bland Christmas dinner: so we’ve got some tips for you to spice up your dinner.
Fun(?) with the family
Are obligatory family dinners not your thing or is there just no connection with your lover’s relatives? Do you have one of those annoying aunts who plants three wet kisses on your cheek at every family gathering and then proceeds to tell you how big you’ve gotten (despite 30 being long in the rear-view mirror)? Then even this lover of the festive season can understand why you’re not really looking forward to the holidays. But, with the following options, you can make your family dinner a little more exciting.
“One of those annoying aunts who plants three wet kisses on your cheek at every family gathering and then proceeds to tell you how big you’ve gotten…”
#1 Naughty or nice list?
Give your partner a Christmas card, but not just any old card. No, on this Christmas card, you’ll write down, in as much detail as possible, why you love your partner so much and the things you want to do with them. Want to bet you’ll surprise your lover with this? You can also write a list on the card of all the things you’d like to get from your partner, like a sexy massage, oral pleasure, a steamy night of lovemaking… you name it!
#2 Create your own dirty talk code
Get each other a little hot and bothered before you head home by partaking in some dirty talk right at the dinner table! Come up with your own dirty talk code and drive your partner wild. For instance, you can have the word ‘steak’ be a synonym for ‘sex’. “Oh, wasn’t there steak on the menu later? Wow, I’m really in the mood for that now. I’m already looking forward to eating the whole thing…” Well, you get where we were going with this… 😉
#3 Toys underneath the table
This tip is incredibly arousing for the adventurous ones among us and for the people that don’t own wooden dining chairs. Want to really make things exciting? Then you should invest in a vibrating egg or vibrating panties. The woman inserts the egg or puts on the vibrating underwear while the partner controls them with the remote. Try explaining to your family why you’re running to the bathroom while moaning and groaning all of a sudden for the most exciting orgasm ever.
#4 Present
You yourself are the present and your partner gets to unwrap you. So dress up in the loveliest and most festive lingerie! And let your partner catch a few glimpses of the sexy little secret underneath your clothes before (or during) dinner. Ooh, là , là . Or take things one step further and leave your lingerie in the bedroom and slip into your dress with nothing underneath! Want to bet you’ll both be begging for more?
“Let your partner explore underneath the table…”
#5 Can you pass the balls?
While a variety of dishes are passed around above the table, the two of you could pass things to each other underneath the table. Think of things like playing footsie or a bit of heavy petting. Do make sure you don’t accidentally fondle your uncle across the table and keep it civilised.
#6 Exciting dessert
Of course, you’d rather be each other’s dessert, but that aunt of yours might just get a heart attack if she sees you jump at each other at the dinner table all of a sudden. But you can make the dessert arousing in a different way. Prepare a dessert at home and use a flavoured lube as one of the ingredients. The guests will not notice a thing and you’ll be guaranteed to have a hilarious and exciting moment while dad, mom and sister dear are enjoying their slippery desserts.
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#7 We wish you a sexy Christmas…
That slippery dessert was probably delicious, but you now both have only one dessert in mind… SEX! Can you really not hold it in anymore? Then sneak off to the bathroom and have at it! Do pay attention that you do this at the right moment and quietly. After dinner and a few drinks in would be a better time than right before the main course is served. You don’t want your aunt or uncle to come looking for you…
Do you have any other tips to make Christmas dinner extra exciting? Let us know in the comments!
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