Halloween Sex Horrorscope 2022

Happy Halloween! 🎃 We’ve already put on our witch hats, dusted off the crystal ball and asked the stars for spooky advice on your star sign. Are you a menace between the sheets? Do you like your partner raw? And what really makes your blood boil? Read your horrorscope immediately, but do so at your own risk…

Sex Horrorscope Aquarius (21 January – 20 February)

The fact that you’re innovative, Aquarius, is indisputable. However, your rebellious nature could still get in someone’s way. Find the wrong partner? You simply can’t stand each other. But you like that, don’t you, Aquarius? With hentai for inspiration, you don’t shy away from wading into kinky sex! And how wonderful it is to drown in each other’s eyes during sex. The ultimate epilogue? Intelligent conversations! You feel so at ease, and your partner can effortlessly pull you into an ocean of pleasure. As long as your partner doesn’t meddle with your freedom, you’re one 100% on board.

Your horror match is… Cthulhu from The Call of Cthulhu (1928).

Sex Horrorscope Pisces (21 February – 20 March)

Pisces, you bite into the right partner like a shark when it smells blood. Your intuitive and sensitive personality ensures that you can devour your partner in bed, even if they don’t level with you emotionally. These higher realms come pretty close to the afterlife (for your partner, of course), but even that can be quite exciting. Be careful not to keep fishing for partners in the same pond too much, because at some point, the best ones will be gone and you’ll miss the boat.

Your horror match is… Bruce, the Great White Shark from Jaws (1975).

Sex Horrorscope Aries (21 March – 20 April)

No one is as fiery as you, Aries. And all that hellfire still makes things hot, hot, hot for potential partners. But if they can’t handle that, just play devil’s advocate. The hunt for a new partner is a form of foreplay for you, and it’s no secret that it makes you incredibly horny.   Still, it shouldn’t take too long, because you don’t like all that difficult stuff. You take control and turn that little angel into a devil between the sheets. The rawer the sex, the better!

Your horror match is… Black Phillip from VVitch (2015).

Sex Horrorscope Taurus (21 April – 20 May)

Everyone knows you’re a wild beast in bed, Taurus. Still, you can have trouble keeping your concentration. An attractive man or woman only has to say the word, and you change course! Plus, you’re quick to show your horns when someone else does the same. Despite setbacks from time to time, you move forward with a determined stride. If you try a little harder to be less stubborn and take the time to really get attached to someone, there will be no one as loyal as you. And if anyone dares to come between you, they won’t be able to escape you! You’ll take them down, whatever the cost.

Your horror match is… the Minotaur from Greek mythology.

Sex Horrorscope Gemini (21 May – 21 June)

If it was up to you, you’d like to be played with all day, Gemini. You can go on like a person possessed! And that’s great on the one hand, as you achieve orgasms of supernatural proportions. But if those lustful feelings keep haunting you, you can never find peace either. Also, don’t curse your partner if they struggle to satisfy your unending thirst for bodily juices. Speak honestly to yourself in private. Perhaps monogamy just isn’t for you, or maybe you could enjoy yourself in other ways.

Your horror match is… Norman Bates from Psycho (1959).

Sex Horrorscope Cancer (22 June – 22 July)

Hard on the outside, soft on the inside. That’s you in a nutshell, Cancer. You can take a bit of teasing – indeed, you love being taken to the edge with a set of nipple clamps! Kinky activities? You don’t shy away from those. If someone manages to win over your heart, it soon goes from some gentle caressing to passionate (oral) sex. But if someone hurts you, things will get completely out of hand, and you’ll have to restrain yourself from eating them alive!

Your horror match is… the Arachni-Lobster from The Mist (1980).

Sex Horrorscope Leo (23 Jul – 22 Aug)

You’re a born hunter, Leo. With your confident energy, creativity and determination, your prey doesn’t stand a chance in resisting your charms. You really don’t let yourself get distracted when a black cat crosses your path. Once you bite into something, you don’t let go easily. Although you always make sure your bed partners leave your bedroom roaring with pleasure, you know what you want and are always open about it. You like to take the lead, and others should not try to push you in a direction you don’t want to go or you’ll definitely show your teeth.

Your horror match is… the lion from Prey (2016).

Sex Horrorscope Virgo (23 August – 22 September)

You may appear neat and modest on the outside, Virgo, but deep down, you burn with a fiery passion. You sometimes sacrifice your own pleasure to avoid conflict and confrontation, but you also have clear boundaries. If someone crosses them, that fiery passion quickly turns into devilish hellfire. You love unravelling other people’s secrets and therefore know exactly what your potential partners crave. However, you only share your own feelings and desires with someone you really trust. And, if you open up to someone, that person better treat you with respect, or your revenge will be sweet.

Your horror match is… Carrie from Carrie (1976).

Sex Horrorscope Libra (23 September – 23 October)

You often struggle with the balance between right and wrong. You know very well what’s good for you, but you also enjoy taking a walk on the wild side from time to time. That keeps life exciting, right? Weighing out things suits a Libra, but those around you can sometimes get tired of your constant doubt, so watch out! In the bedroom, on the other hand, you’re very balanced and know exactly what (and who) you want! Your love life is like a fairy tale. Sometimes, you encounter rotten apples that look like they were poisoned by a witch, but go on and you may just find that prince or princess on a white horse who turns your world and bedroom upside down!

Your horror match is… The Blair Witch from The Blair Witch Project (1999).

Sex Horrorscope Scorpio (24 October – 22 November)

Oh, if looks could kill… Your death stare seems almost as deadly as a scorpion’s sting. If you don’t like someone, you don’t hide it. On the other hand, you also show your charm when you do like someone. With your seductive ways, you subtly creep into the arms of your prey. You can put up with a lot and value honesty, but people who lie are the ones who make you toxic. A relationship can only work for Scorpios if both parties are 100% transparent and trustworthy. In the bedroom, you like to show your dominant side. A Scorpio black latex suit should certainly be part of your wardrobe.

Your horror match is… fellow Scorpio Jigsaw from Saw (2004).

Sex Horrorscope Sagittarius (23 November – 21 December)

Calculating as you are, you won’t easily shoot your arrows. You think carefully about what you do and for whom you do it. You guard your heart like a true warrior, but as soon as someone manages to dodge your arrows, you open yourself up completely. You’re adventurous, enthusiastic, and inspiring. It’s not often that people avoid you, as most people like to be around a Sagittarius. But beware! The wrong people have their arrows pointed at you, and if you’re not careful, you could get hurt! In the bedroom, you like to be focused. You show your confident extrovert side, and you like to experiment with outfits, positions, and people.

Your horror match is… The Serial Slayer from Claustrophobia (2003).

Sex Horrorscope Capricorn (22 December – 20 January)

Sometimes, it seems like you have a heart of stone, Capricorn, but nothing could be further from the truth! Your reliable personality and practical attitude make you a rock for everyone around you, and especially for your partner. But unfortunately, you can’t get everything done with hard work. Falling in love with someone unattainable or not sharing your feelings is a horror scenario all too familiar to you. Your determination and the amount of work you’re willing to put in for your own enjoyment and that of others earns everyone’s admiration. You’re not only capable of moving great mountains, you also manage to go straight through them if you have to. When you set a goal, not even the devil can stop you.

Your horror match is… Medusa from Medusa: Queen of the Serpents (2020).