How to fully enjoy your not-so-silent vibrators at home!

“Quiet” toys are often not as quiet as you’d hoped. What if you’re in the mood for a solo session with your favourite vibrator, but your parents are at home, your sister has a friend over in the next room, or your boyfriend is hanging out around the house? In this article, we share 5 tips to make sure you can enjoy your not-so-quiet toys without a care in the world!

Ssssssh, it’s sexy time

Sex toys are not just for singles, and if you are in a relationship, it doesn’t mean you don’t need some solo play every now and then. But how do you enjoy your solo moment undisturbed when your roommates are wandering around the house? You don’t want someone to come into your bedroom during your moment suprême and ask you why you’ve taken the electric toothbrush, do you?

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#1 Bathroom

No matter how loud your vibrator is, the sound of running water will mask it. Of course, we want to think of the environment, so don’t turn it into a half-hour session. But while the shower is on, you can enjoy a few minutes of me-time with a waterproof toy. Don’t have a waterproof toy? No problem – you don’t need a shower per se, or you can find lots of them in our web shop.

Waterproof toys💦

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  Mad Rabbit Vibrator - Black
  EasyToys - Vibe Collection
  £42.80 £34.24
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  Curvy 2+ Pink
  Satisfyer
  £59.93 £33.38

#2 Playlist on, and go

Lock your door, put on some music, and let’s go for it! Can’t lock your bedroom door? Then it gets a little trickier. Give your housemates/partner a heads up. No, don’t tell them you’re going to masturbate (or if you’re very open with each other, that’s fine), but use an excuse. For example, that you’re going to meditate or do yoga and don’t want to be disturbed!

#3 A quickie

Waiting for the right moment can actually be very sexy. The tension builds up, and if you have five minutes because your father is mowing the lawn, your friend is going shopping, or your housemate is jumping in the shower, you have to seize that opportunity! You’ll find that the time pressure and tension makes it even more exciting. Yes, you can’t take your time, but adrenaline also helps.

#4 Time for a new toy

If the above tips don’t appeal to you, it’s time for a more serious solution: moving house. A bit too serious and expensive? Then go for a cheaper and less extreme solution and invest in a really quiet toy. Choose a very silent vibrator or buy a dildo, which doesn’t vibrate and is therefore 100% silent. The only sound you need to worry about is your own moaning. 😉

“The only sound you need to worry about is your own moaning.”

The Womanizer Premium Eco Air Pressure Stimulator is extremely quiet, but also has a very nice feature! As soon as you remove the toy from your body, it stops immediately! So if someone comes in, you can put the vibrator next to you without worrying about the on/off button. Most vibrators require you to press for three seconds before they turn off…. Well, three seconds is a long time if someone suddenly walks into your room!

100% Silent toys🔇

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  The Handler Black
  EasyToys Dildo Collection
  £25.68 £21.40
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  Glass Dildo No. 15
  Gildo
  £29.96 £25.68

#5 Use your hands

Are you hard to please and are you not satisfied by the tips above? Don’t want to compromise on time and don’t want to spend money on a new toy? Then there’s only one solution, and that’s to use your hands! Save your vibrator for those rare moments when you’re alone and use your hands when you just really want to orgasm without anyone noticing. Is masturbating with your hands not your thing because you find it too boring? Luckily, our online magazine has lots and lots of tips on how to make masturbation sexier and more enjoyable!

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