The 6 best places to hide your sex toy
Okay, you have one or more sex toys at home, and you can’t imagine your life without them. Of course, it’s nothing to be ashamed of, but it can still be a bit awkward when someone stumbles upon your most personal items. For this reason, we’ve compiled a list of the best places to hide your sex toys. That’ll save you a lot of stress when the family comes to visit!
1. In a locked bedside table
Do you have a bedside table with a drawer that can be locked? Then this is the perfect place to hide your sex toy. As long as you hide the key too, of course ; ) You might consider putting some boxes in the drawer to be extra casual.
2. In the wardrobe
If you only have a few sex toys in your collection, you can also consider hiding them under your folded clothes. Put your toys in a separate bag or a toy bag beforehand, so that you don’t have to remove all the fluff and hair from your sex toys every time.
3. Under the bed
If you have a fairly large collection and the wardrobe and bedside tables can no longer store all of them, under the bed is also an option! Only small children sometimes look under the bed so, if you keep your sex toys here, tuck them inside an opaque container so that you’re certain they’re safe. What was true for the wardrobe also applies to the bed: do keep your toys in a plastic bag, storage bag, or box so that they stay clean! Avoid storing your sex toys in a place where they can get very hot. Otherwise, there’s a risk that some toys will melt together over time. It’s best to store your sex toys separately in a cool, dark space.
Tip! Don’t store the sex toys in a place where they can get very hot. Otherwise, there’s a risk that the toys will melt together over time.
4. In a shoe box
Did you recently buy new shoes? Don’t throw away your shoe boxes! These are the perfect storage boxes for your sex toys. Just don’t forget that you stored them here, because you won’t be the first person to sell their old shoes and send a vibrator by mistake 😉 This woman from England accidentally sent her vibrator along with a box of Timberlands she sold on eBay. Oops!
5. In a suitcase
Almost everyone has one or more suitcases somewhere in the house. It’s not really a place where someone would regularly look, especially when there are no holidays planned. This makes it a good place to hide your sex toys. Just in case: put a few layers of old clothes or books in the suitcase and you can be sure that no one will ever find your toys!
Also read: The 12 best sex toys for your hand luggage or suitcase
6. On the window sill!
Some sex toys don’t look like toys at all, so you don’t really have to hide them. A glass dildo or Fleshlight can also be placed on the window sill when you’re expecting visitors. The discreet appearance ensures that your visitors won’t notice a thing!
Where do you hide your sex toys? Share it with us in a comment!
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